Argh Blargh Argh Blargh
kyaksa:

smeghenegham:

But then some characters wouldn’t be allowed to fight at all.
Yuyuko could just kill you, no warning or anything;
Yukari could dump you somewhere else;
Remilia could manipulate fate so your fight never happens (or maybe just fucken bite you I dunno);
Flandre could make you go *pop*;
Sakuya could stop time and shank you, then watch you bleed out;
Mystia could blind you and then eat you;
Keine could destroy any trace of your history, essentially removing you from existence;
Youmu could slice you so hard you reach enlightenment (ie die);
Tewi could manipulate luck so that every attack you make misses her, and every attack she makes hits you critically;
Suika could disperse into mist to avoid any attack, and then increase her size so she could squash you;
Reisen could drive you insane with a glance;
Komachi could dump you in the Sanzu, or manipulate distance so you and her are no longer close;
Hina could force upon you such misfortune that you trip off of a cliff;
Nitori could do unquestionable things that would kill you right away;
Yamame there could hit you with fucken Ebola, or essentially paralyze you;
Yuugi could flick your head clean off;
Satori could make you relive your worst nightmares and make you want to kill yourself;
Orin claims corpses as her own, so if she killed you there’d be no funeral;
Utsuho would turn you into a nuclear shadow so fast you wouldn’t be able to make a move;
Koishi could kill you and make it look like an accident (you wouldn’t even know it had happened);
Kyouko would deafen you, or potentially make your head burst;
Yoshika could eat you;
Seiga… I’m not too sure what she could do, but she could also claim your corpse as her own;
Wakasagihime could drown you if you got close enough;
Seija Kijin could manipulate you rather easily, turning the fight against you - or she could flip you upside down? Forever? And then you get the dreaded shrinks???;
Sukuna could increase your size so you couldn’t move, or increase her own size and stomp you;
Raiko could play your head like a fucken bongo…
Wow, now that I think about it, dat’s a laaaht a characters! And let’s not forget the deadly duo themselves, the main protagonists!
Reimu could fly out of reality and avoid the fight; otherwise she’s very handy with the amulets, the yin-yang orbs and that gohei, and she ain’t afraid to kick someone in the head if push comes to shove;
Marisa is to the Touhou series what a blue mage is to Final Fantasy; stealing enemy attacks with wild abandon, training herself to be better than anyone she can meet, being able to fire huge lasers and star clusters
They’re both pretty powerful in their own rights… but compare it to the powers of some of their foes, and you’ve got two dead protags before they enter stage fucken two.
Which is why the Spell Card Rules exists! They make it possible for people who have prepared spells before-hand to have a fair duel with someone who’d aggrieving them. They exist specifically as a handicap - if the Touhou characters were given free reign on how to use their powers, Gensokyo would be empty within a week.

You don’t understand how much I fucking love this post in particular

kyaksa:

smeghenegham:

But then some characters wouldn’t be allowed to fight at all.

  • Yuyuko could just kill you, no warning or anything;
  • Yukari could dump you somewhere else;
  • Remilia could manipulate fate so your fight never happens (or maybe just fucken bite you I dunno);
  • Flandre could make you go *pop*;
  • Sakuya could stop time and shank you, then watch you bleed out;
  • Mystia could blind you and then eat you;
  • Keine could destroy any trace of your history, essentially removing you from existence;
  • Youmu could slice you so hard you reach enlightenment (ie die);
  • Tewi could manipulate luck so that every attack you make misses her, and every attack she makes hits you critically;
  • Suika could disperse into mist to avoid any attack, and then increase her size so she could squash you;
  • Reisen could drive you insane with a glance;
  • Komachi could dump you in the Sanzu, or manipulate distance so you and her are no longer close;
  • Hina could force upon you such misfortune that you trip off of a cliff;
  • Nitori could do unquestionable things that would kill you right away;
  • Yamame there could hit you with fucken Ebola, or essentially paralyze you;
  • Yuugi could flick your head clean off;
  • Satori could make you relive your worst nightmares and make you want to kill yourself;
  • Orin claims corpses as her own, so if she killed you there’d be no funeral;
  • Utsuho would turn you into a nuclear shadow so fast you wouldn’t be able to make a move;
  • Koishi could kill you and make it look like an accident (you wouldn’t even know it had happened);
  • Kyouko would deafen you, or potentially make your head burst;
  • Yoshika could eat you;
  • Seiga… I’m not too sure what she could do, but she could also claim your corpse as her own;
  • Wakasagihime could drown you if you got close enough;
  • Seija Kijin could manipulate you rather easily, turning the fight against you - or she could flip you upside down? Forever? And then you get the dreaded shrinks???;
  • Sukuna could increase your size so you couldn’t move, or increase her own size and stomp you;
  • Raiko could play your head like a fucken bongo…

Wow, now that I think about it, dat’s a laaaht a characters! And let’s not forget the deadly duo themselves, the main protagonists!

  • Reimu could fly out of reality and avoid the fight; otherwise she’s very handy with the amulets, the yin-yang orbs and that gohei, and she ain’t afraid to kick someone in the head if push comes to shove;
  • Marisa is to the Touhou series what a blue mage is to Final Fantasy; stealing enemy attacks with wild abandon, training herself to be better than anyone she can meet, being able to fire huge lasers and star clusters

They’re both pretty powerful in their own rights… but compare it to the powers of some of their foes, and you’ve got two dead protags before they enter stage fucken two.

Which is why the Spell Card Rules exists! They make it possible for people who have prepared spells before-hand to have a fair duel with someone who’d aggrieving them. They exist specifically as a handicap - if the Touhou characters were given free reign on how to use their powers, Gensokyo would be empty within a week.

You don’t understand how much I fucking love this post in particular

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lolibloodsucker:

When you say you like muse and people think you like

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when in fact you’re just a weeaboo

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unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti!

reillymouse:

Protect autistic kids at all costs.

Make them feel loved and important in a world that says they’re wrong for existing. Tell them it’s okay to stim, or info-dump, or mimic, or be non-verbal. Defend them from shitty ableists who demand they supress their traits and don’t treat them like real people.

p r o t e c t a u t i s t i c k i d s

dorkflamemaster:

your yearly reminder

dorkflamemaster:

your yearly reminder

holy shit eiyuu senki is getting localized

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS SOONER????

also today while I was out I got Akibastrip and Conception 2

hell yes I am Ready for the cute girls

In celebration of August 15th, I’d just like to say that the meteorological symbol for haze is an infinity symbol